before you follow sarcastic menace. full-time nerd, part-time functioning adult. polish (native speaker — yes, i will judge your pierogi takes). i speak spanish and pretty solid english (unless i’m tired). not always active because life is exhausting. INTP energy, chaotic but well-intentioneddon't follow if basic dni. zionist. trump supporter / conservative views. homophobic — go touch grass and reflect.

fictional world enthusiast if it has dragons, dystopias, or characters making terrible life choices? consider me emotionally invested. i don't just consume media — i spiral into it.– game of thrones / house of the dragon — helaena targaryen’s loyal wife (mentally, spiritually, metaphysically). yes, i’m still waiting for winds of winter like a fool.
– the hunger games, divergent— early dystopian core. if it involves rebellion and identity crises, i’m there.
– harry potter — childhood comfort turned complicated adult relationship. i grew up with it, now i unpack it in therapy.
– marvel — iron man is my problematic fave. scarlet witch owns my soul. i fully believe i was meant to be tony stark’s daughter in another timeline.
– star wars — i’m here for the found family trauma.
– star trek — space ethics and philosophical debates? i eat that up.
– dragon ball— pure nostalgia and power-ups that last three episodes.
– the pit — if you know, you know (and if you don’t, maybe don’t).formula 1? yes.
used to ride or die for sebastian vettel (and still do).
now i root for oscar piastri like an emotionally unstable aunt.
i like speed, strategy, and subtle drama